Post by Mr. Kennedy on Mar 28, 2008 18:55:29 GMT 7
Welcome
King: Welcome, everybody, to WWE RAW, coming to you LIVE from
Orlando, Florida. I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and with me, as always,
is my partner in crime, Jim Ross
JR: A very good evening to all you fans, around the world. I'm
Jim Ross and you're watching this year's first ever edition of
WWE RAW. Tonight, with WrestleMania just around the corner,
we're showcasing heaps of talent in our spectacular Three Way
Dance match-up between RAW's temporary General Manager,
Mister Kennedy. The proper RAW GM, Shawn Michaels and the
Chairman of the entire company, The Assassin. It's gonna be
a great match, so don't change channels, don't get up, stay
right where you are, sit back, and relax.
Commercial Break
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Shawn Michaels vs. Mr Kennedy vs. The Assassin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Jim Ross - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 241 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, Shawn Michaels!!! (crowd cheers ************)
["The Showstoppa!" Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring wearing a vest, covered in bells and some regular wrestling tights. ]
Jim Ross - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Green Bay, Wisconsin a member of New Generation, Mr Kennedy!!! (crowd boos **************)
[Mr Kennedy walks to the ring. ]
Jim Ross - And third, weighing in at 278 pounds, from Parts Unknown, The Assassin!!! (crowd cheers **)
["The Assassin" plays as The Assassin walks to the ring wearing his trademark Black Shirt, Black Pants and Black Boots Shawn Michaels drops Mr Kennedy with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. The Assassin gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mr Kennedy. Dave Hebner checks The Assassin's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Shawn Michaels executes the jumping sidekick on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels measures The Assassin up and drops a closed fist. Shawn Michaels stomps The Assassin's head. Shawn Michaels grabs The Assassin and applies an arm wrench. The Assassin gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Assassin escapes. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Not even close!
[Satalitte scissors by The Assassin throw Shawn Michaels across the the ring. The Assassin leg drops Shawn Michaels. ]
Jim Ross - leg drop!
[The Assassin hits a flying karate chop right to Shawn Michaels's neck. The Assassin gets hit with a back heel kick. Shawn Michaels knees The Assassin and rolls back to his feet. Now The Assassin standing. Shawn Michaels gets snap suplexed by Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Nice snap suplex by Mr Kennedy.
[Shawn Michaels is holding his neck after he recieves a flying legdrop to the throat by The Assassin. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy trys for a flying axehandle but The Assassin avoids it. Mr Kennedy short-arm clotheslines The Assassin to the mat. The Assassin gets knocked on the ground and Mr Kennedy flips onto him. Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. The Assassin climbs to his feet. The Assassin slaps both sides of Mr Kennedy's head out of desperation. Mr Kennedy chops The Assassin. Shawn Michaels moves back to his feet. Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with the back of his elbow. Mr Kennedy uses a lariat on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels gets hit with the shooting star press from Mr Kennedy. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Shawn Michaels kicks out. ]
Jim Ross - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with an earringer. Mr Kennedy gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Shawn Michaels executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Mr Kennedy. Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mr Kennedy comes over and smashes Shawn Michaels's head into it. Shawn Michaels double underhook faceslams Mr Kennedy hard to the Mr Kennedy. A flying forearm by Mr Kennedy hits Shawn Michaels in the forehead, knocking him down. Mr Kennedy chants start. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels takes a flying forearm.
[Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy and Shawn Michaels go to the floor ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy's momma would be proud!
[(..2) Shawn Michaels is driven further into the floor by Mr Kennedy with a diving elbow smash. Mr Kennedy climbs to his feet. (...3) Shawn Michaels grabs Mr Kennedy's head and hites him in the face. (....4) Shawn Michaels hits him with a back fist. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shawn Michaels bounces Mr Kennedy off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gives Shawn Michaels a reverse neckbreaker. Mr Kennedy stands up. Shawn Michaels knifehand chops Mr Kennedy. Mr Kennedy gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mr Kennedy. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels executes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Now Shawn Michaels standing. Shawn Michaels jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Mr Kennedy. Shawn Michaels moves back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Assassin kicks Shawn Michaels off of Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Not even close!
[Mr Kennedy gets up. The Assassin executes the twisting moonsault on to Mr Kennedy. An elbow submission by The Assassin brings Mr Kennedy down to the mat. Dave Hebner asks Mr Kennedy if he quits. ... Mr Kennedy is fighting the hold. ... The Assassin tightens the hold. ... Shawn Michaels attacks The Assassin breaking the hold. Mr Kennedy is driven further into the mat by The Assassin with a diving elbow smash. ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy takes a diving elbow smash.
[Mr Kennedy is up again. The Assassin is hit with a backward kick. The Assassin stands up. The Assassin tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. The Assassin gets up. Mr Kennedy climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy pokes The Assassin in the eyes. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin takes a eye poke.
[Mr Kennedy is sent to the mat by a flying kick from The Assassin. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - flying kick!
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. The Assassin goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Mr Kennedy. The Assassin gets up. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop. Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy uses a closed fist on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy with a punch.
[The Assassin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Mr Kennedy. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Mr Kennedy takes a elbowdrop.
[Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy delivers a kick to the head of The Assassin. The Assassin is up again. A flying shoulder block send The Assassin to the mat. The Assassin is up again. Shawn Michaels with a powerful choke lift on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - Nice choke lift by Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels wraps his legs around The Assassin's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Dave Hebner asks The Assassin if he quits. ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. ... Shawn Michaels tightens the hold. ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. ... Mr Kennedy attacks Shawn Michaels breaking the hold. Shawn Michaels and The Assassin go to the floor Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Shawn Michaels swings a Steel chair and hits The Assassin. The Assassin is bleeding as a result. (..2) Shawn Michaels puts The Assassin in an arm grapevine submission. The Assassin moves back to his feet. (...3) The Assassin hits a jumping elbow hrust on Shawn Michaels. (....4) Shawn Michaels is driven further into the floor by The Assassin with a diving elbow smash. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. (.....5) Shawn Michaels and The Assassin move back into the ring. The Assassin gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Shawn Michaels goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy goes for a t-bone suplex but The Assassin dodges the attack. Mr Kennedy sends The Assassin to ringside. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr Kennedy cuts The Assassin with a blade. The Assassin is bleeding as a result. ]
Jim Ross - This promotion is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with the belly-to-belly suplex. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - What a belly-to-belly suplex!!
[Shawn Michaels is up again. (..2) ]
Jim Ross - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[(...3) Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. (....4) Mr Kennedy gouges Shawn Michaels's eyes out. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - eye gouge by Mr Kennedy.
[(.....5) Shawn Michaels and Mr Kennedy move back into the ring. Shawn Michaels rakes his fingers across Mr Kennedy's back. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels with a back rake.
[Flying sommersault drop kick by Mr Kennedy puts him back in the match. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Follows up with a flying sommersault dropkick.
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy delivers a low blow to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is up again. Shawn Michaels executes a headlock takedown. Mr Kennedy gets knocked on the ground and Shawn Michaels flips onto him. Shawn Michaels is up again. Mr Kennedy jabs Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy hits Shawn Michaels with the back of his elbow. Shawn Michaels grabs Mr Kennedy by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Mr Kennedy get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Assassin kicks Shawn Michaels off of Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Mr Kennedy.
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels comes over and smashes Mr Kennedy's head into it. The Assassin executes a split legged moonsault on to Shawn Michaels. Now The Assassin standing. ]
Jim Ross - This is quality sports entertainment!
[The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - elbowdrop by The Assassin.
[The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Assassin gets up. Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels hits a koppo kick on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin takes a koppo kick.
[The Assassin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shawn Michaels. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - diving elbow smash by Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. The Assassin is up again. Shawn Michaels gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Shawn Michaels is locked in an elbow submission by The Assassin. Dave Hebner asks Shawn Michaels if he quits. ... ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. ... Mr Kennedy attacks The Assassin breaking the hold. The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Assassin gets up. The Assassin jumps and elbow smashes the lying Shawn Michaels. Now The Assassin standing. The Assassin gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Flying side kick by The Assassin takes Shawn Michaels off his feet. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin with a flying side kick.
[The Assassin stands up. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Shawn Michaels shoulder tackles The Assassin. Shawn Michaels stands up. Shawn Michaels kicks The Assassin on the mat. The Assassin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels stands up. Shawn Michaels grabs The Assassin and applies an arm wrench. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin applies an elbow submission hold onto Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner asks Shawn Michaels if he quits. ... ... The Assassin tightens the hold. ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. The Assassin breaks the hold. The Assassin sends Shawn Michaels to ringside. Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) The Assassin executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Shawn Michaels. The Assassin gets up. Now Shawn Michaels standing. (..2) ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels could use some help about now.
[(...3) The Assassin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Shawn Michaels. (....4) Shawn Michaels bites The Assassin's arm out of desparation. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - The Assassin takes a arm bite.
[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Shawn Michaels holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Shawn Michaels jabs The Assassin. Shawn Michaels puts The Assassin on the top rope and executes a superplex. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet. Shawn Michaels jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy reverse DDT's Shawn Michaels's head into the mat. Shawn Michaels stands up. Mr Kennedy with the hammerlock on Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Shawn Michaels trys to escape. ... ... The Assassin attacks Mr Kennedy breaking the hold. ]
Jim Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[The Assassin trys for a dropkick but Mr Kennedy avoids it. A flying bodypress by The Assassin takes Mr Kennedy to the mat with authority. The Assassin moves back to his feet. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mr Kennedy stands up. Mr Kennedy executes a huge gutbuster on The Assassin. Now The Assassin standing. Mr Kennedy gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. The Assassin elbows Mr Kennedy in the stomach, trying to even the match. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - elbow to midsection!
[The Assassin attempts to kick Mr Kennedy, but Mr Kennedy catches his leg. The Assassin flips around and kicks Mr Kennedy. Now The Assassin standing. Mr Kennedy gets up. The Assassin hits the mat. Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy puts The Assassin in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. Mr Kennedy breaks the hold. Mr Kennedy drags The Assassin to the floor. Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr Kennedy chokes The Assassin with a microphone cable. ]
Jim Ross - I wish every match could be like this!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[The Assassin suplexes Shawn Michaels. The Assassin climbs to the top rope and nails Shawn Michaels with a reverse flying elbow drop. The Assassin and Shawn Michaels move back into the ring. Shawn Michaels brings a chair to the ring. Dave Hebner warns him not to use it. Shawn Michaels shoves Dave Hebner. ring, ring, ring! Dave Hebner calls for the bell. Shawn Michaels was disqualified. ]
Jim Ross: MY GAWD! CHAOS HAS BROKEN OUT!
[Shawn Michaels takes the chair and hits The Assassin in the stomach with it. He then smacks it over his head. The crowd starts to boo Michaels. Mr. Kennedy rushes into the ring with a table under his arm, pulls it out and throws it at Michaels' back. While he's down, Kennedy sets the table up, waits 'til Michael rises and Green Bay Plunges him through the table. Kennedy raises The Assassin and helps him out of the ring.]
[Crowd cheers Kennedy on.]
Commercial Break
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Goodnight
King: Well, that was a tremendous way to start off the year for WWE RAW.
Next month, with a more updated Roster, we will be holding Backlash!
I hope you enjoyed yourselves tonight, guys, I know I sure did.
JR: That's for dayum sure, King! This is Jim Ross saying goodnight and
I hope to see you next week, folks.
King: Welcome, everybody, to WWE RAW, coming to you LIVE from
Orlando, Florida. I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler and with me, as always,
is my partner in crime, Jim Ross
JR: A very good evening to all you fans, around the world. I'm
Jim Ross and you're watching this year's first ever edition of
WWE RAW. Tonight, with WrestleMania just around the corner,
we're showcasing heaps of talent in our spectacular Three Way
Dance match-up between RAW's temporary General Manager,
Mister Kennedy. The proper RAW GM, Shawn Michaels and the
Chairman of the entire company, The Assassin. It's gonna be
a great match, so don't change channels, don't get up, stay
right where you are, sit back, and relax.
Commercial Break
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Shawn Michaels vs. Mr Kennedy vs. The Assassin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Jim Ross - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 241 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, Shawn Michaels!!! (crowd cheers ************)
["The Showstoppa!" Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring wearing a vest, covered in bells and some regular wrestling tights. ]
Jim Ross - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Green Bay, Wisconsin a member of New Generation, Mr Kennedy!!! (crowd boos **************)
[Mr Kennedy walks to the ring. ]
Jim Ross - And third, weighing in at 278 pounds, from Parts Unknown, The Assassin!!! (crowd cheers **)
["The Assassin" plays as The Assassin walks to the ring wearing his trademark Black Shirt, Black Pants and Black Boots Shawn Michaels drops Mr Kennedy with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. The Assassin gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mr Kennedy. Dave Hebner checks The Assassin's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Shawn Michaels executes the jumping sidekick on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels measures The Assassin up and drops a closed fist. Shawn Michaels stomps The Assassin's head. Shawn Michaels grabs The Assassin and applies an arm wrench. The Assassin gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Assassin escapes. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Not even close!
[Satalitte scissors by The Assassin throw Shawn Michaels across the the ring. The Assassin leg drops Shawn Michaels. ]
Jim Ross - leg drop!
[The Assassin hits a flying karate chop right to Shawn Michaels's neck. The Assassin gets hit with a back heel kick. Shawn Michaels knees The Assassin and rolls back to his feet. Now The Assassin standing. Shawn Michaels gets snap suplexed by Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Nice snap suplex by Mr Kennedy.
[Shawn Michaels is holding his neck after he recieves a flying legdrop to the throat by The Assassin. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy trys for a flying axehandle but The Assassin avoids it. Mr Kennedy short-arm clotheslines The Assassin to the mat. The Assassin gets knocked on the ground and Mr Kennedy flips onto him. Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. The Assassin climbs to his feet. The Assassin slaps both sides of Mr Kennedy's head out of desperation. Mr Kennedy chops The Assassin. Shawn Michaels moves back to his feet. Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with the back of his elbow. Mr Kennedy uses a lariat on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels gets hit with the shooting star press from Mr Kennedy. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Shawn Michaels kicks out. ]
Jim Ross - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with an earringer. Mr Kennedy gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Shawn Michaels executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Mr Kennedy. Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mr Kennedy comes over and smashes Shawn Michaels's head into it. Shawn Michaels double underhook faceslams Mr Kennedy hard to the Mr Kennedy. A flying forearm by Mr Kennedy hits Shawn Michaels in the forehead, knocking him down. Mr Kennedy chants start. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels takes a flying forearm.
[Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy and Shawn Michaels go to the floor ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy's momma would be proud!
[(..2) Shawn Michaels is driven further into the floor by Mr Kennedy with a diving elbow smash. Mr Kennedy climbs to his feet. (...3) Shawn Michaels grabs Mr Kennedy's head and hites him in the face. (....4) Shawn Michaels hits him with a back fist. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shawn Michaels bounces Mr Kennedy off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gives Shawn Michaels a reverse neckbreaker. Mr Kennedy stands up. Shawn Michaels knifehand chops Mr Kennedy. Mr Kennedy gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mr Kennedy. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels executes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Now Shawn Michaels standing. Shawn Michaels jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Mr Kennedy. Shawn Michaels moves back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Assassin kicks Shawn Michaels off of Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Not even close!
[Mr Kennedy gets up. The Assassin executes the twisting moonsault on to Mr Kennedy. An elbow submission by The Assassin brings Mr Kennedy down to the mat. Dave Hebner asks Mr Kennedy if he quits. ... Mr Kennedy is fighting the hold. ... The Assassin tightens the hold. ... Shawn Michaels attacks The Assassin breaking the hold. Mr Kennedy is driven further into the mat by The Assassin with a diving elbow smash. ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy takes a diving elbow smash.
[Mr Kennedy is up again. The Assassin is hit with a backward kick. The Assassin stands up. The Assassin tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. The Assassin gets up. Mr Kennedy climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy pokes The Assassin in the eyes. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin takes a eye poke.
[Mr Kennedy is sent to the mat by a flying kick from The Assassin. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - flying kick!
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. The Assassin goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Mr Kennedy. The Assassin gets up. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop. Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy uses a closed fist on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - Mr Kennedy with a punch.
[The Assassin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Mr Kennedy. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Mr Kennedy takes a elbowdrop.
[Mr Kennedy is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy delivers a kick to the head of The Assassin. The Assassin is up again. A flying shoulder block send The Assassin to the mat. The Assassin is up again. Shawn Michaels with a powerful choke lift on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - Nice choke lift by Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels wraps his legs around The Assassin's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Dave Hebner asks The Assassin if he quits. ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. ... Shawn Michaels tightens the hold. ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. ... Mr Kennedy attacks Shawn Michaels breaking the hold. Shawn Michaels and The Assassin go to the floor Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Shawn Michaels swings a Steel chair and hits The Assassin. The Assassin is bleeding as a result. (..2) Shawn Michaels puts The Assassin in an arm grapevine submission. The Assassin moves back to his feet. (...3) The Assassin hits a jumping elbow hrust on Shawn Michaels. (....4) Shawn Michaels is driven further into the floor by The Assassin with a diving elbow smash. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. (.....5) Shawn Michaels and The Assassin move back into the ring. The Assassin gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Shawn Michaels goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy goes for a t-bone suplex but The Assassin dodges the attack. Mr Kennedy sends The Assassin to ringside. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Those idiots will be counted out!
[Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr Kennedy cuts The Assassin with a blade. The Assassin is bleeding as a result. ]
Jim Ross - This promotion is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with the belly-to-belly suplex. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - What a belly-to-belly suplex!!
[Shawn Michaels is up again. (..2) ]
Jim Ross - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[(...3) Shawn Michaels hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. (....4) Mr Kennedy gouges Shawn Michaels's eyes out. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - eye gouge by Mr Kennedy.
[(.....5) Shawn Michaels and Mr Kennedy move back into the ring. Shawn Michaels rakes his fingers across Mr Kennedy's back. ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels with a back rake.
[Flying sommersault drop kick by Mr Kennedy puts him back in the match. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Follows up with a flying sommersault dropkick.
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Mr Kennedy delivers a low blow to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is up again. Shawn Michaels executes a headlock takedown. Mr Kennedy gets knocked on the ground and Shawn Michaels flips onto him. Shawn Michaels is up again. Mr Kennedy jabs Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy hits Shawn Michaels with the back of his elbow. Shawn Michaels grabs Mr Kennedy by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Mr Kennedy get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Shawn Michaels. Mr Kennedy gets hit with the shooting star press from Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Assassin kicks Shawn Michaels off of Mr Kennedy. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Mr Kennedy.
[Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels comes over and smashes Mr Kennedy's head into it. The Assassin executes a split legged moonsault on to Shawn Michaels. Now The Assassin standing. ]
Jim Ross - This is quality sports entertainment!
[The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - elbowdrop by The Assassin.
[The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Assassin gets up. Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Shawn Michaels hits a koppo kick on The Assassin. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin takes a koppo kick.
[The Assassin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shawn Michaels. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - diving elbow smash by Shawn Michaels.
[Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. The Assassin is up again. Shawn Michaels gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Shawn Michaels is locked in an elbow submission by The Assassin. Dave Hebner asks Shawn Michaels if he quits. ... ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. ... Mr Kennedy attacks The Assassin breaking the hold. The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Assassin gets up. The Assassin jumps and elbow smashes the lying Shawn Michaels. Now The Assassin standing. The Assassin gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Flying side kick by The Assassin takes Shawn Michaels off his feet. ]
Jim Ross - The Assassin with a flying side kick.
[The Assassin stands up. Shawn Michaels climbs to his feet. Shawn Michaels shoulder tackles The Assassin. Shawn Michaels stands up. Shawn Michaels kicks The Assassin on the mat. The Assassin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels stands up. Shawn Michaels grabs The Assassin and applies an arm wrench. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin hits Shawn Michaels with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. The Assassin is up again. The Assassin applies an elbow submission hold onto Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner asks Shawn Michaels if he quits. ... ... The Assassin tightens the hold. ... Shawn Michaels is fighting the hold. The Assassin breaks the hold. The Assassin sends Shawn Michaels to ringside. Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) The Assassin executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Shawn Michaels. The Assassin gets up. Now Shawn Michaels standing. (..2) ]
Jim Ross - Shawn Michaels could use some help about now.
[(...3) The Assassin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Shawn Michaels. (....4) Shawn Michaels bites The Assassin's arm out of desparation. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - The Assassin takes a arm bite.
[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Shawn Michaels holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Shawn Michaels jabs The Assassin. Shawn Michaels puts The Assassin on the top rope and executes a superplex. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet. Shawn Michaels jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Assassin. Shawn Michaels is back on his feet. Mr Kennedy reverse DDT's Shawn Michaels's head into the mat. Shawn Michaels stands up. Mr Kennedy with the hammerlock on Shawn Michaels. Dave Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Shawn Michaels trys to escape. ... ... The Assassin attacks Mr Kennedy breaking the hold. ]
Jim Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[The Assassin trys for a dropkick but Mr Kennedy avoids it. A flying bodypress by The Assassin takes Mr Kennedy to the mat with authority. The Assassin moves back to his feet. The Assassin hits Mr Kennedy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mr Kennedy stands up. Mr Kennedy executes a huge gutbuster on The Assassin. Now The Assassin standing. Mr Kennedy gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. The Assassin elbows Mr Kennedy in the stomach, trying to even the match. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - elbow to midsection!
[The Assassin attempts to kick Mr Kennedy, but Mr Kennedy catches his leg. The Assassin flips around and kicks Mr Kennedy. Now The Assassin standing. Mr Kennedy gets up. The Assassin hits the mat. Mr Kennedy gets back to his feet. Mr Kennedy puts The Assassin in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Assassin is fighting the hold. Mr Kennedy breaks the hold. Mr Kennedy drags The Assassin to the floor. Dave Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr Kennedy chokes The Assassin with a microphone cable. ]
Jim Ross - I wish every match could be like this!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[The Assassin suplexes Shawn Michaels. The Assassin climbs to the top rope and nails Shawn Michaels with a reverse flying elbow drop. The Assassin and Shawn Michaels move back into the ring. Shawn Michaels brings a chair to the ring. Dave Hebner warns him not to use it. Shawn Michaels shoves Dave Hebner. ring, ring, ring! Dave Hebner calls for the bell. Shawn Michaels was disqualified. ]
Jim Ross: MY GAWD! CHAOS HAS BROKEN OUT!
[Shawn Michaels takes the chair and hits The Assassin in the stomach with it. He then smacks it over his head. The crowd starts to boo Michaels. Mr. Kennedy rushes into the ring with a table under his arm, pulls it out and throws it at Michaels' back. While he's down, Kennedy sets the table up, waits 'til Michael rises and Green Bay Plunges him through the table. Kennedy raises The Assassin and helps him out of the ring.]
[Crowd cheers Kennedy on.]
Commercial Break
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Goodnight
King: Well, that was a tremendous way to start off the year for WWE RAW.
Next month, with a more updated Roster, we will be holding Backlash!
I hope you enjoyed yourselves tonight, guys, I know I sure did.
JR: That's for dayum sure, King! This is Jim Ross saying goodnight and
I hope to see you next week, folks.